apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world
Impractically Awesome Furniture
These balls you can rearrange using the sorcery of velcro
packman, enough said
this drippy wood table thing
Cubes in so many forms wow
legos doing the same thing but legos so
this just looks cool
squishy rock pillow things
reading nook which actually is the most practical thing here
I want all of the things.
i don’t like your clothes take them off
I cant wait until this generation is running for public office
Theres going to be so much shit
Old facebook updates and twitter updates
A million dick pictures
i wonder how future employers will react to your previous url cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle or even your current one
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
HELP IM DYING OF THE CUTE MY 6 YEAR OLD COUSIN TOLD ME THAT AT SCHOOL SHE HAS A GAY TEACHER AND A KID ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS MARRIED TO A MALE AND THE TEACHER SAID BECAUSE WE’RE IN LOVE AND HER WHOLE CLASS WENT LIKE “AWWW” AND THE KID WAS LIKE “I WANNA FIND SOMEONE I LOVE LIKE YOU LOVE HIM!!”
I’m so sad about the numerous asks I got being astonished that a gay teacher was even hired